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and-im-always-st0ned:

deathvalleyy:

‘why didn’t i just do my homework’ a musical by me

featuring hits such as ‘I’ve had 3 weeks to complete this fucking essay’ and ‘I’ll do it in the morning’

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orionshuntingdog:

unclefather:

gifcraft:

Going to School

Goodbye 

think of all the people who scrolled away

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house arrest wouldn’t even be a punishment for me

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jeremy-ruiner:

You deserve it for using bing.

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thisisuhura:

bleedingsilverbird:

erichmcbrian:

xinggan:

CGI technology has brought the late Audrey Hepburn back to the screen, as she stars in a TV advertisement for the chocolate company, Galaxy. Hepburn’s sons, Sean Ferrer and Luca Dotti, said regarding the project: “Our mother often spoke about her love of chocolate and how it lifted her spirit, so we’re sure she would have been proud of her role as the face of Galaxy.” (watch the commercial here)

I wanna bring this back and remind everyone that the entire commercial is in CGI, not just Audrey. 

science has gone too far

this shit is scary, like people can just leak your sex tape and you’d just be like "i didn’t make a sex tape" and no one would believe you because they’ve all seen you with like 5 dicks in ur mouth

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swaggydinosaur:

I dont like looking at this

swaggydinosaur:

I dont like looking at this

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-annoying:

itstonybetch:

imagine being on a date and out of nowhere ellie goulding, lorde and aaron paul come out singing and encouraging y’all to kiss.

I WANT TO BE THERE

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dailymagic:

beyouroffbeat:

ohmygod disneyland tweeted me. 

this is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen. In my entire life. Ever. 

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7u7:

I don’t want it

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foomod:

rocketbeagle0:

rocketbeagle0:

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT HUNDRED OF METERS UNDER THE SEA, THERE IS A LIVING BEING THAT IS LITERALLY JUST A FLOATING BUTT

LOOK

image

IT’S CALLED THE PIGBUTT WORM I JUST SHOWED IT TO MY PARENTS I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE

Hundred meters under the sea scientists have discovered

The booty

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splendr:

is this the fault in our stars

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