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foxnewsofficial:

love yourself so we have something in common

(via trust)

britishprostitute:

britishprostitute:

i love riding d*cks

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dutchster:

i have such a busy schedule. i may have to cut out “studying” to make room for “crying over tv shows” and “4 hour nap”

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bingvevo:

they should teach how to take a good selfie in school

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problemactic:

"drop down and give me 20!"

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pennanpayper:

what she says: I’m okay
what she means: almonds are kind of overrated, like they’re good but not great

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everets:

*takes off shirt in front of girl* you like this? i got this pink line from sitting down for a long time. sometimes i get two lines.

(via trust)

alecwoodlight:

im still counting on one last wave of puberty to come really late and make me hot

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hod-the-blind:

dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.

(via trust)

me (surprised): omg

me (amused): omg

me (angry): omg

me (sad): omg

me (nostalgic): omg

me (annoyed): omg

me (scared): omg

peenies:

I hate shirtless white boys who think they’re doing humanity a favor if they call a girl beautiful go get high off your axe deodorant spray

(via greeklesbian)